ALERT!

THE QUAKER OATS GUY (the guy on the box, not Wilford Brimley) IS A LIAR! ALSO HIS NAME IS NOT BEN!

I guess I was confusing him with Uncle Ben of Uncle Ben's Rice fame or Benjamin Franklin. Turns out that it's William Penn. Whatever, fucker said that I'd be getting two packs of Strawberries n' Cream flavor Quaker Oats brand oatmeal in my variety pack. When I open the box, do I see a brown wrapper with pink writing? NO!

Peaches n' Cream it is.